Mischivious and Annoying

courfeyradical:

projectivepenteract:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

sizvideos:

To the Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter - Video

This is so great

AWWW HE SAID GIRLS, TOO 

translation: “inside I’m secretly a fucked-up asshole who would fuck anything I could if it weren’t slightly more advantageous to me to, you know, not do that, so naturally everyone else feels the same way too, right? but hey, I’m not a sexist, because I also acknowledge that girls exist. no need to educate yourselves, calm down everybody, I have weapons.”

ding dong you’re cynical and wrong

translastion: “i’m a father who cares a whole hell of a lot about a daughter who i raised and loved from birth and i will destroy anyone who hurts her in the slightest”

thats it. that’s fucking it. and to try and not be heteronormative and sexist he threw in the lines about girls and his wife.

weloveshortvideos:

Latino Hunger Games - Vine by Rudy Mancuso 

vinegod:

My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce

taskforcetwink:

iVe got the feeling you haVe something to say to me neopets.com i just dont knoW What it is.

bella-vida-en-seoul:

lifelovekorea:

posukkum:

Pray for South Korea

Almost crying.

ㅠㅠ

baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean

visionarydame:

anrewhussie:

lifeisdisney:

apolloseekthestars:

darkpassageisnear:

disneymom:

My mind is blown.

UH WHAT

Here’s where she meets Prince Charming.

But she won’t discover
that it’s him till chapter three.

WHAT!

narrows eyes

*head explodes*

raideo:

dixxymouri:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

It got better.

oh i fucking love this because I am totally that kind of pansexual.

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite