This is so great
AWWW HE SAID GIRLS, TOO
translation: “inside I’m secretly a fucked-up asshole who would fuck anything I could if it weren’t slightly more advantageous to me to, you know, not do that, so naturally everyone else feels the same way too, right? but hey, I’m not a sexist, because I also acknowledge that girls exist. no need to educate yourselves, calm down everybody, I have weapons.”
ding dong you’re cynical and wrong
translastion: “i’m a father who cares a whole hell of a lot about a daughter who i raised and loved from birth and i will destroy anyone who hurts her in the slightest”
thats it. that’s fucking it. and to try and not be heteronormative and sexist he threw in the lines about girls and his wife.
Latino Hunger Games - Vine by Rudy Mancuso
My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce
iVe got the feeling you haVe something to say to me neopets.com i just dont knoW What it is.
My mind is blown.
Here’s where she meets Prince Charming.
But she won’t discover
that it’s him till chapter three.
An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures
The show is called ‘All or Nothing’
Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.
my hand slipped
It got better.
oh i fucking love this because I am totally that kind of pansexual.